Janet Evanovich

Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head.

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess

I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.

I hate mornings. They start so early.

I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell.

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.

In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and women's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing.