I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of
morons.
If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set people's expectations real low so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.
You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.
The best person I know is Myself.
Dear Aunt Loretta,
Thank you so much for the awesome pants!
How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?
I love the way the pants look on my legs!
All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants.
Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!
Sincerely, Greg
So if you want to find somebody to blame for the way i am, I guess you'd have to start with the public education system.
I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I waked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.
See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.
For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear.